Did you ever feel like people sorta take you for granted, and then, when they really need you, it’s like, “Oh my gawd, you are like the most important person in the world! I only wish I had like 28 of you!” No one used to listen to what I had to say. Called me a “worst case scenario” woman, cause I was always “nagging” the kids about germs and dangerous crap out there. But I was just looking out for them, you know? Yet they still mocked me. But who’s mocking now, you walking petri dishes? Yeah, well, just don’t get carried away with all the praise, cause I won’t forget all those times you spurned me. You’d miss me if I weren’t here…